doctor !!! what the ***k?
By Live Dr - Thu Sep 18, 12:30 pm
A surgeon in the US has been suspended after he used his cellphone to snap a patient’s penis during surgery. Dr Adam Hansen of the Mayo Clinic in Scottsdale, Arizona, was inserting a catheter into patient during a routine gallbladder operation when he whipped out his mobile and started snapping away at Sean Dubrovik’s schlong. It must have been something to do with the 37-year-old strip club owner’s eye-popping body art.
A year before, Dubrovik, a 37-year-old, had “Hot Rod” tattooed on his peen for a $1,000 bet (let me guess, in large gothic letters, with flames coming out of the base, right?). “It was the most horrible thing I went through in my life,” said Sean of his gallbladder operation genital inking, which just raises the question, why did you do it, dumbass?
Anyway, enough of the heinous penis backstory, let’s get back to the clinic. A scandalized member of the surgical team reported Hansen’s actions to the clinic, but not before tipping off the local newspaper. The surgeon, who had apparently shown his patient’s artwork to his fellow surgeons, called Dubrovik to apologize, assuring him that he had deleted the photo.
“I feel violated, betrayed and disgusted” says Dubrovik, who is considering legal action, of the surgeon’s actions, which is probably similar to how all those folks who saw the photo of his tattoo feel. Meanwhile, the doctor, who is on administrative leave pending an investigation, could lose his job.
Average penis length
A non-erect penis usually measures between 8.5cm and 10.5cm (3-4 inches) from tip to base.
The average figure is about 9.5cm (3.75 inches), but this kind of precise measurement is rather valueless. Many factors can cause a temporary shrinkage of two inches or more, for instance cold weather or going swimming, so you needn’t worry if you happen to fall short of the average figure.
Of course, it’s true that some men have big penises and some have smaller ones, just as some men have small feet and some have big feet, but the measurement is not – repeat not – an index of virility.
Most people think that a tall man will usually have a large penis, but this is not entirely true. The distinguished American researchers Masters and Johnson measured the penile lengths of more than 300 men.
- The largest organ was 14 cm (5.5 inches) in the flaccid state. It belonged to a slim man who was 5′ 7″ tall (170 cm).
- The smallest penis measured 6cm (2.25 inches). It belonged to a fairly heavily built man of 5′ 11″ (180cm).
It’s also worth pointing out that there is no correlation between penile size and race.